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Pourquois les transmissions de dodge marchent juste pas...

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:46 am
by ProbeGT
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:mdr3: :mdr3: :mdr3:

Re: Pourquois les transmissions de dodge marchent juste pas...

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:27 am
by Jeece
Turbo encabulator?

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Re: Pourquois les transmissions de dodge marchent juste pas...

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:02 pm
by Imprez
J'ai manqué pisser dans mes culottes ... voici une partie du texte prise dans un autre vidéo :
For a number of years now work has been proceding in order to bring to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automaticaly synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.

Re: Pourquois les transmissions de dodge marchent juste pas...

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:59 pm
by Jeece
C'est du sérieux, même GE a travaillé là-dessus. :malin1:

(Ça répète un peu ce qu'Imprez a résumé)

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Dodge a fait la gaffe de garder le Crapaloy par contre, c'était ÇA le trouble dans leurs transmissions. :nonon: Amateurs.

Re: Pourquois les transmissions de dodge marchent juste pas...

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:55 pm
by hyksos
ah bon, je croyais que c'était le boitier logarithmique qui était pas enligné avec la fan pentamétrique qui empêchait la force unidirectionnel de faire son oeuvre pour contrer la graviter :mdr3:

C'est clairement un fake :mdr1:

Edit: Après quelques recherche, le "Turbo-Encabulator" est un running gag d'ingénieur, ça fait des décennie que sa roule, ya eu des tonnes de versions.